2013_04_08_nutstocks

Howdy,

After committing another mystery murder and stuffing the corpse into his sofa next to his wife’s corpse whose mouth is still full of lost change like a piggy bank. The Whistler took his dog Chunk Chops for a walk and was verbally assaulted by a squirrel named Chip n Dale’s Cousin Ernest, that kept going “KKkcTCT KTT KckCC KttTkC KTkT!” Which in squirrel means “STAY AWAY FROM MY NUT STOCKS! “STAY AWAY FROM MY NUT STOCKS! “STAY AWAY FROM MY NUT STOCKS!

And so the Whistler did. But, he will be back, to murder, mystery murder, that kid down there chasing the goose around the pond!

Do do do,
Almo

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