Hoelow,
Dudey has made it to Castle of Bat-King-Vampire! On his way to MoreDoor to collect the 7th ring! The ring that does something to all the other rings. Like the ring of perfect teeth, the ring of perfect hair, perfect feet, perfect weight, perfect buttock, perfect shape of skull structure, and the 7th makes you perfect person! But first he, Dudey of Happy Town, must defeat the wizzard with his perfect wizzing ability! The guy with that weird giant blade knife/fork who looks very strong. The cat-lizard who is behind the castle door. Theres an alligator too who is blind but has six sharp teeth and some oompa loompa doods. There is all kinds of sheet Dudey must defeat before he gets to MoreDoor, not to be confused with Mordor…
Goot-Buuy,
Almo
Alex Shaffo 