This is Super Metroid!

In Super Metroid you just run around shooting some ugly monsters. This is a game for real men! Real manly men, like myself! There is nothing cute and adorable to shoot at. I do like the Icicle Spazer Wavey beams though, those are pretty cute. And sometimes I die on purpose because when Super Metroid dies you see her in her underwear.

Super Missiles,
Super Almo


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