After work Axel The Axe Murdererur and Dolt Bunyon went to the Axey Tavern and had a few of Happy Town’s best beers the Happy Brewski-Ha-Ha’s!
Dolt was worried he drank to much and his wife, Big Bertha Bunyon, would beat him with the frying pan if he went home drunk but Axel was like “Have no worries Dolt, you can bunk with me tonight! I will not judge you for indulging in one to many tasty sugar poisons with I, Axel!”
But, Axel will probably murder Dolt because Axel is an Axe Murdererur, ya know?
Friday the 13th,
Albo Krueger