A few days after “Rides on Bloated Diseased Horse Covered In Flies And Filled With Maggots Inside” died at the hands of a Pilgrim his horse also died in the dessert desert.

He met a nice Turkey Buzzard though, who was polite enough to check and see if he had a pulse before he started tearing his intestines out.

A Buzzard’s gotta do what a Buzzard’s gotta do,
Buzz Almo Lightyear


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