A few days after “Rides on Bloated Diseased Horse Covered In Flies And Filled With Maggots Inside” died at the hands of a Pilgrim his horse also died in the dessert desert.
He met a nice Turkey Buzzard though, who was polite enough to check and see if he had a pulse before he started tearing his intestines out.
A Buzzard’s gotta do what a Buzzard’s gotta do,
Buzz Almo Lightyear
Alex Shaffo 