After Thanksgiving, Pilgrim Pablo, decided he would leave USA! USA!, and go back to England and take all his diseasey family with him.
So Indian Pete decided to see him off.
And they saw a comet.
Then they went down a hill.
Then the sun came up.
Then they got hungry.
Then they decided to eat Eysore The Donkey for breakfast.
Then they both rode Yarnie the Pony rest of way to the Mayflower Ship.
But, the ship got stolen by Pirates.
So,
Then,
Then they all just stayed,
Almo Volta!