Here be Chubby Zelda and Skinny Link after they escaped from Cabbage Ganon!
They celebrated at a Buffet so Zelda could eat meat!
She really wanted Sausage Link!
Link he so modern. He been wearing Stretchy Pants with Skirts since the 80’s when the only people back then that wore stretchy pants were Middle Aged Chubby Italian Women with Black Meatball Puff Hair.
Times have changed,