This morning on my way to work The Park Wildlife Control Cowboys were rounding up all the Gooses’es’s in the Park and taking them to be Gased.
On my way home from work I saw this guy. I have noticed his leg has been all wobbles for awhile now but, at least they let him live.
So I stopped and I asked him, “What happened Wobbley Goose? Where is everyone? Why did they let you live?”
He said “Dead, Mr. Almo. Everyone I know is dead.”
I said, “Well, I guess you get all the Green Grass in the whole Park for yourself now! An all you can eat Buffet of Lush Lawn! That is awesome!”
“Ya, I guess that is pretty awesome. But, my whole family is, dead. I am so alone Mr. Almo. So, alone.”
So I picked him up, put him in my trunk, and took him home. He is living in my bathtub now.
He likes to eat Cheese Doodles in the tub too. Just like me.