This morning on my way to work The Park Wildlife Control Cowboys were rounding up all the Gooses’es’s in the Park and taking them to be Gased.

On my way home from work I saw this guy. I have noticed his leg has been all wobbles for awhile now but, at least they let him live.

So I stopped and I asked him, “What happened Wobbley Goose? Where is everyone? Why did they let you live?”

He said “Dead, Mr. Almo. Everyone I know is dead.”

I said, “Well, I guess you get all the Green Grass in the whole Park for yourself now! An all you can eat Buffet of Lush Lawn! That is awesome!”

“Ya, I guess that is pretty awesome. But, my whole family is, dead. I am so alone Mr. Almo. So, alone.”

So I picked him up, put him in my trunk, and took him home. He is living in my bathtub now.

He likes to eat Cheese Doodles in the tub too. Just like me.

Goose Holocaust,


11 thoughts on “The Adventures Of The Last Goose Ever!

    1. Almo Brown Post author

      Thanks! šŸ™‚

      Ya, it’s stomach hurting sad.

      I didn’t really goosenap him though. I made that part up to have a happy ending. He is still out their in the wild…all alone šŸ˜¦

  1. cloridaaa

    Aw what does that really happen? That’s so sad poor geese! Your goose is so cute…even though he’s sad šŸ˜¦

    1. Almo Brown Post author

      Ya, the park people killed 238 Gooses because there were to many of them in such a little park.

      I guess they spread diseases and stuff?

      But, they didn’t kill them all! Wobbly Goose lives on! šŸ™‚

  2. anntogether.com

    Well, this was very sad and sadder still when ‘disposing’ of animals is the best solution we – with all our technological advancements – can come up with.
    wonderful illustration – it made me happy/sad

    1. Almo Brown Post author

      I know. šŸ˜¦

      I didn’t mind walking around all their goose poop and diseasy stuff. It gave the Park some personality. šŸ™‚ You really had to stop and look around becasue of it, lol

      Goose Poop Park! It shall be forever known as now! In memory of all 238 dead gooses and all their diseasey poop!

      1. anntogether.com

        Isn’t everyone’s poop diseasey – yuck – who started this crappy conversation šŸ˜‰
        We’re loaded with geese where I live and a few years back they jumped through all the goose hoops too. I forget what the end result was of that particular goose relocation program – but for the longest time everyone near the lake appeared as if they enjoyed hopping šŸ™‚
        AnnMarie šŸ™‚

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