I like to wake up early in the morning and accomplish miracles like making breakfast or reading a book and this one morning I was so into The Hobbit I wrote a poem, as follows.
Instead of going to work today,
I wanna spend the day with Bilbo.
Spend the day with Bilbo,
walking all through the Shire.
If we hit it off,
I wanna spend the night with Bilbo.
Keep me warm by the camp fire Bilbo,
as I run my hands through your hairy feet.
I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow either Bilbo,
I wanna spend my life with you.
Propose to me Bilbo,
put dat Ring to Rule Them All upon my finger.
Now I am your precious.
I love you Bilbo.
But now I kinda have a crush on Tom Bombadil,