This is the most feared of The Watermelon Boyz, El Melon aka The Melon!
He jump up out dat water and blast you in the face with his Snake Log Shotgun!
Boom! You dead! Then El Melon aka The Melon, drags you back into Lily Lake and all The Watermelon Boyz eat you up and spit out your bones like watermelon seeds just like how back in the day you use to spit out the black seeds in the watermelon but nowadays watermelons dont have the black seeds no more because people must not have liked them so scientist got together and created a watermelon without seeds and its called Seedless Watermelon.
These the Watermelon Boyz!
They live in Lily Lake. The Watermelon gives them the magical power to breath underwater like an aquatic!.
They like to eat Turtles, Turtle Poops, and Fish. Sometimes they catch fishermen, pull dem out da boat, and eat them too!
“Ahhh! Ahhh! Nooooooooo!” say the Fishermen as they are eaten alive by The Watermelon Boyz!
Tip: If your hot, put a watermelon on your head,
I like to wake up early in the morning and accomplish miracles like making breakfast or reading a book and this one morning I was so into The Hobbit I wrote a poem, as follows.
Instead of going to work today,
I wanna spend the day with Bilbo.
Spend the day with Bilbo,
walking all through the Shire.
If we hit it off,
I wanna spend the night with Bilbo.
Keep me warm by the camp fire Bilbo,
as I run my hands through your hairy feet.
I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow either Bilbo,
I wanna spend my life with you.
Propose to me Bilbo,
put dat Ring to Rule Them All upon my finger.
Now I am your precious.
I love you Bilbo.
But now I kinda have a crush on Tom Bombadil,
I watched a movie about nipples.
I don’t wanna have organs anymore.
Can I become a robot?
Can I live on a Spaceship?
Or else, become a tree.
Yellow and Orange make me feel hot.
I draw this while licking a Blue Raspberry Popsicle.
I wonder if Mario is about the same size as Frodo.
I wonder if I plant this Butterly Garden Seed Mix if Butterflies will not go extinct.
Dandelions are very pretty but I have to kill them all.
I wonder if bugs have feelings of saddness when I dig into their houses and place a sunflower seed in their bedroom.
Pat, pat, pat, water, water, water.
I have never seen in real life the type of mushrooms I always draw.
I keep the “soul of man” in a Pickle Jar under my kitchen sink,
Sometimes on my way to work I say “Good Morning!” to everything I see.
“Good Morning Clouds!” “Good Morning Tree!” “Good Morning Dead Opposum!” and one time I saw a Duck on a Dock and I said “Good Morning Duck on a Dock!” and giggled.
Here are some rejected ideas from the Almo Spring Background 2015!
You got your moths and other flying creepies, some baby chickens, and mushrooms are great!
It’s the 2015 Almo Spring Background!
(Northern Hemisphere Required)
I shall title this piece “Do Me!” or maybe “Do Me You Bee’s”. I don’t know?
Spring is sexually active,
Sometimes Mushrooms and Bugs can look similar.
The Ice Age has ended but during its last week I noticed escape holes had started forming atop bird homes!
I also saw a Squirrel that had created a tunnel system under all the snow. (Kinda Not Pictured)
Now we live in The Mud Age,